Kleeman's Last Word

Some Random Sports Musings

~Yao Ming scored 27 points on 10-19 shooting in the Rockets 91-85 win over the Detroit Pistons. Why did this guy have to fracture his tibia?? If this scoring monster hadn't sidelined himself in December, he would be the knife separating this boring MVP race between Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki.

~Florida-Georgetown in the NCAA title game? I won't bet on it, but it's a guess.

~The Denver Nuggets are still a joke. The punchline has me roaring. Playoffs for AI and Carmelo? Ha, you have a better chance of not finding rats in your local KFC's fryer.

~Astros lost to the Nationals in the preseason today. I was hoping Carlos Lee would be the anchor for an improved offense. It's turning out to be a moldy cheeseburger with sour mayonnaise.

~Since the Phoenix Suns should already be scored in scientific notation, I think Steve Nash should change his first name to Pluto. Who doesn't want to hear play-by-play caller Mike Breen yelling, "and it's Pluto Nash with the dime to lead Shawn Marion to the rack?"

posted by Robert Kleeman @ 11:37 PM